88 Ways To Tell If You Are Stuck In The 1980's

• 1. Your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister.
• 2. You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Footloose" soundtrack.
• 3. You think the Two Coreys are "totally awesome."
• 4. You're still bitter that Wham! broke up.
• 5. Punky Brewster is your hero.
• 6. You type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64.
• 7. You still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in your house like Webster's.
• 8. The only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man.
• 9. You're building your own Clockwork Smurf.
• 10. Your summer attire is Jellies and Jams.
• 11. A-Ha's "Take on Me" is still your favorite video.
• 12. You consider yourself truly, truly, truly outrageous, much like Jem and the Holograms.
• 13. You wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans, and lacy ankle socks.
• 14. You call all motorcycle cops "Ponch."
• 15. Every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks.
• 16. You're still upset Madonna and Sean broke up.
• 17. You know who Stinky Sullivan is.
• 18. You work out with "Get in Shape Girl."
• 19. You want to be Molly Ringwald when you grow up.
• 20. You enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night.
• 21. You know who Loverboy is.
• 22. You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion
• 23. You think of Janet Jackson as "that girl who used to date Willis."
• 24. You can sing the theme song to Small Wonder.
• 25. Every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell "Fame!"
• 26. You still have a shoebox full of Garbage Pail Kid cards.
• 27. you write your congressman asking him to introduce a bill to make "Born in the USA" the national anthem.
• 28. You still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine.
• 29. You know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma.
• 30. You stay up nights wondering what Bastian's mother's name was in "The Never Ending Story."
• 31. You have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak.
• 32. You still practice your Care Bear Stare.
• 33. You know that girls just wanna have fuh-un.
• 34. You can name all The Wuzzles.
• 35. You harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair.
• 36. You can do the Safety Dance.
• 37. In your spare time you are writing "The Breakfast Club 2."
• 38. You like to "connect the dots, la la la la!"
• 39. Someone metions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"
• 40. Your prized possesion is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" Shrinky Dinks.
• 41. You know whose number is 867-5309.
• 42. You get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career.
• 43. You're starting a write-in campaign to MTV to bring back Remote Control.
• 44. You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to.
• 45. You consider Jo vs. Blair the major philosophical conflict of the 20th century.
• 46. You have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train.
• 47. You want to be one of the Solid Gold Dancers.
• 48. You still watch things on Beta.
• 49. You want to change your name to Rio and dance on the sand.
• 50. You know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a tv show.
• 51. Your favorite proverb is "some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on."
• 52. You always waited for the Sweet Pickles Bus to visit your house.
• 53. Your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos.
• 54. You saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany's opening act.
• 55. You liked Tom Hanks better when he was a crossdresser.
• 56. You know which Hollywood Square Jm J Bullock was in.
• 57. You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows.
• 58. You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts.
• 59. You're still wondering who really was the boss.
• 60. You know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for.
• 61. You keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge.
• 62. You organize weekend tournaments of TV tag.
• 63. You still drink New Coke.
• 64. When you watch "Terminator 2" you wonder where Vincent is.
• 65. You know ALF's real name.
• 66. You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs.
• 67. You can name all of the Thundercats.
• 68. You got a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese.
• 69. Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent.
• 70. Your musical inspiration is Sonny Mann.
• 71. Sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out.
• 72. You're planning a dream vacation to Mepos.
• 73. You use your Speak and Spell to phone home.
• 74. You know the original members of Menudo.
• 75. Sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love.
• 76. When you're stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost and are surprised when it doesn't talk back.
• 77. You remember when Vanessa sang Kareoke to "Locomotion."
• 78. You know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity.
• 79. People are constantly gagging you with spoons.
• 80. Your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is "Walk Like an Egyptian."
• 81. The only thing you know about the Nazis is that they threw Indy to the snakes.
• 82. You still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date.
• 83. You hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital.
• 84. You know which five people Serpentor's DNA came from.
• 85. You have "We Are the World" on 45.
• 86. You're still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik.
• 87. You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you.
• 88. You watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and Tubbs,that's for sure."

This list is something that was mailed to me by a friend. I do not know where it came from and do not take any credit for its creation. If you know the source, please feel free to inform me.